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James Listberger – Wit and Insight
Do not hang meat from your roof, the steaks are just to high. – James Listberger (Source CNN) Curing meat removed by health department. Curing meat removed by health department – KSLA News 12...
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Snow Shovel Fight
When snow shovels are outlawed, only outlaws will have snow shovels. If we had stricter snow shovel laws in the US, this kind of thing wouldn’t happen. ~ James Listberger GCP Snow Shovels Used As...
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Few clues available on missing artificial heart stolen from Beachwood company
Cops on the beat. Hoping to make a cardiac arrest. ~ James Listberger BEACHWOOD — An artificial heart stolen from Perfusion Solution, Inc. is still at large. On Jan. 20, the CEO of Perfusion Solution...
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Chernobyl study: Birds in the radiated region have on average 5% smaller brains
Twenty five years ago, the Chernobyl disaster affected every country in the northern hemisphere, shrinking brains by 5%, which could explain everything the U.S. Government does. ~ James Listberger gcp...
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Thief takes frozen meat from Taco Bell
Thief steals meat from Taco Bell. Police beef-up search for suspect, meat with witnesses. Locals told to steer clear of the crime scene, many say they never sausage a thing. ~James Listberger...
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Cousins busted with carload of stolen beef jerky
Cousins caught with stolen beef jerky. Looks like this case is (puts on sunglasses) cut and dried. YEEEAAAHHHHH ~James Listberger gcp SOMERSET, Pa. — Two West Virginia cousins have been jailed after...
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Harry Fogle, Golden Gate, Bay Bridge worker, dies
Jasna Hodzic / The Chronicle Harry Fogle worked on the Golden Gate Bridge. Last surviving builder of the Golden Gate Bridge & Bay Bridges heads off to work on the Pearly Gates. ~James Listberger...
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Robbers steal truck with 100 live pigs in Malaysia
Robbers swipe truck with 100 live pigs, police hoping someone will squeal. ~James Listberger gcp KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia—Malaysian police say they are searching for 100 live pigs stolen from a truck by...
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Reduce your dog’s carbon pawprint?
CNN discovers that your dog is harming the environment, forgets that humans didn’t invent dogs. Your dog wants real journalism back. ~ James Listberger If you’re a dog owner and call yourself...
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Oregon cops hope classical music deters loiterers
Oregon transit police play long classical pieces to deter loiterers. Homeless man refuses to leave, saying he’s Baroque and can Handel the music. ~ James Listberger Read story here…
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